Feet As Requested

Two of our most loyal reading Paris and Nicole recently requested some pictures of the feet of the Italian Monkeys. So girls here it is!!

The picture shows one foot from 3 different Italian Monkeys. The monkeys where found in a Pizza and Pasta restaurant. As far as we know there feet smell like oregano (not onion as previously thought)

We are currently trying to get some video of the Italian Monkeys feet - we will post it as soon as it's available.

Pre-Blogger announces relationship with strange man

Hot off the heals of one half of the pre-bloggers having there diet announced without warning on this blog comes the news that the other author of the pre-blog has started a relationship with CHM also know as "the crazy hat man"

If our sources are correct, Riad and CHM (pictured) have been seeing each other for just over 4 weeks and are looking forward to spending there life together. No plans for marriage or children have been confirmed yet but we are expecting this news soon.

I David, on behalf of all of our readers (and especially from myself) would like to express our happiness and encouragement for your new relationship - we wish you the best.

we will keep you updated on there growing relationship.

Thats A Sick Diet!

Here we have David at work who announced to many people that he was taking part in an eating diet and an exercise plan. Holding in his hand a warm steak and onion pie, smiling to the world in full proudness that he has broken his diet. All I can say to that at this stage "thats a sick diet!" We shall keep you posted with further news if any diet breaking situations should occur, in the meantime sit back, relax and enjoy our blog.

Everybody loves BJ!

BJ

When these two letters are read or said out loud there is only 1 thing that comes to mind.

Bianca Julie!

The foxy lady from Wetherill Park will be taking a leave of absence from her part time job at Allphones Wetherill Park and going international. She is heading to Hawaii with her older sister for a week of fun. With only 6 days to go before wheels up BJ is pumped.

We will be posting pic's of her journey upon her return.

No Steven, No Drive

In an amazing twist of events, young Steve (pictured) has lost his driver license. Within the space of 1 week the corrupt customs officer has been caught speeding 4 times by the same speed camera located in the suburb of Bexley in Sydney's West, also know as "The Hood Bra" by the locals. He has been awarded with a total of 15 demerit points and will now loss his drivers license.

That's an outstanding 1.071 points lost per day.

In the wake of this driving disaster Steve is considering quitting his job, selling his car, buying a plane ticket to Cyprus and importing up to 3 wife's.

We will keep you updated on this saga as it unfolds.

Italian Monkey

Here we see a new breed of monkey that believed to have evolved from the MOLE species. It is know as the Italian Monkey and can be seen in the wild dancing and cheering when it's homeland soccer team wins (or take a dive and wins) the FIFA World Cup. Italian Monkeys survive on large amounts of alcohol and pizza and enjoy playing Manhunt on Playstation II consoles.

If you have seen or know the whereabouts of any Italian monkeys please let us know by email or by leaving a comment.

Macedonian, Croatian or Italian - Who Knows?

Here we have a very confused man.

Unsure what nationality he truly is, you see before the world cup started he was a true Macedonian, singing Macedonian songs and telling us stories about the motherland.

But then the world cup started....

And he became Croatian, as soon as the opening ceremony started he managed to produce a Croatian birth certificate claiming his parents, parents parents and parents parent parents where all born and bred Croatian. He was Croatian for about 1 1/2 weeks, until Croatia was eliminated from the world cup by the might of Australia.

The his true nationality was revealed....

He is now Italian. Living on pizza and pasta and currently signed with Marconi football club and receiving $3000 per game played. He is proud to be an Italian born citizen claiming a long bloodline of Italian relatives.

We are currently trying to get an interview with this man in regards to his true nationality. More news as it comes.

Gansta Girl Buys A Car!

Yes it's true. The donkey girl pictured above has purchased a second hand 1998 Honda Civic. We are unsure how a bad ass Gangsta will be able to drive but we have faith!!

So if your driving to Bankstown in you fully sick Corolla Sportivo with the plates 1NICE1 and you see a bitch popping, playa hating Gansta Girl in a 1998 Civic in the next lane do you best to knock her car into oncoming traffic.

Is Zoran related to Pej?

It's is a question that has been asked many times, Is Zoran related to Pej?
The true answer has never been revealed.

Let's look at the facts:

1) Zoran and Pej are both Serbian
Serbia is a small country with an estimated population of only 324 people. Most of whom are related to each other via blood line or marriage*

2) Both Zoran and Pej have facial Hair
Only 2 in every 324 Serbians grow facial hair. This is a result of a freak genetic disorder that usual runs in the family*

3 ) They both smoke
In Serbia only selected familys are permitted to smoke under the constitution. Smoking is usual introduced children at the age of 3, and is thereafter done on a daily basis*

*All estimates and facts stated on this blog are made purely via guesswork (no real research has been done to come up with the results)

More facts to come as we get them.

Have your say!
What do you think? Participate in the poll below to share your opinion, and of course comments are always welcome.




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Send us your funnys!!

You have Funny's we want them!

Here at The Pre-Blog we are always looking for something new to make us laugh. So send us your funny pictures, videos, sounds, games, quizes or anything else you can send us! Anything we find to be funny enough could be posted on the our blog - of course we will give you the credit! So send your funny's to preblog@gmail.com for us to look at!

By the way - we LOVE pictures of words, signs ect that start with "PRE" so send them to us!

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Is this Photo of Riad's Uncle's Workout Plan Real?

Here we have a picture of Riad's Uncle, I received it from reliable sources.

When I asked Riad the question; "Is this in fact your uncles workout plan?" he said "NO!" but for some reason I don't believe him, so I'm putting the question out to the public via the poll below.

Is the picture above Riad's Uncles workout plan?

You See!!

"What you get when you put Lebanese cucumber with pineapple? International Salad!"

These are the famous words of Zoran. Zoran is a crazy man who often visits our store to ask for money, coka-cola or a lift home. He speaks very broken (in fact I like to call it smashed up) English and often has trouble saying what he really means. For example one day Riad was serving a customer when Zoran unexpectedly walked into the store and stated "Yah; You can not buy apple pie from Big W" my question is this - Who cares? Nobody asked about the state of apple pies in Big W!!! Some people (mainly the two people who post on this blog) believe that Zoran may in fact be a uncle, cousin or distant relative of Predrag as we have seen them share very deep conversations in front of the shop - more news on this as it comes.

The Pre-Book

It's the Pre-Book. PC Reservation Software is what it is, and it does a damn good job at it to. The Pre-Book software can via the following link; http://userful.com/products/pre-book I'm not to sure when anyone who reads this blog would want to buy it, but it's my responsibility to inform. Feel free to post comments about this product.

Dave

The Pre-Post

Hello!

Welcome to The Pre-Blog! This blog created and maintained by Dave and Riad is to inform people of the craziness in our work and personal life's. Crazy customers, stupid sayings, current events and all round funny stuff will all be found on this blog.

We hope you like it. Please keep checking back to see what new posts have been made!

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