No Steven, No Drive

In an amazing twist of events, young Steve (pictured) has lost his driver license. Within the space of 1 week the corrupt customs officer has been caught speeding 4 times by the same speed camera located in the suburb of Bexley in Sydney's West, also know as "The Hood Bra" by the locals. He has been awarded with a total of 15 demerit points and will now loss his drivers license.

That's an outstanding 1.071 points lost per day.

In the wake of this driving disaster Steve is considering quitting his job, selling his car, buying a plane ticket to Cyprus and importing up to 3 wife's.

We will keep you updated on this saga as it unfolds.