Macedonian, Croatian or Italian - Who Knows?

Here we have a very confused man.

Unsure what nationality he truly is, you see before the world cup started he was a true Macedonian, singing Macedonian songs and telling us stories about the motherland.

But then the world cup started....

And he became Croatian, as soon as the opening ceremony started he managed to produce a Croatian birth certificate claiming his parents, parents parents and parents parent parents where all born and bred Croatian. He was Croatian for about 1 1/2 weeks, until Croatia was eliminated from the world cup by the might of Australia.

The his true nationality was revealed....

He is now Italian. Living on pizza and pasta and currently signed with Marconi football club and receiving $3000 per game played. He is proud to be an Italian born citizen claiming a long bloodline of Italian relatives.

We are currently trying to get an interview with this man in regards to his true nationality. More news as it comes.